Welcome to the worlds only live-action, text-based adventure game. Its strange, insane and addictive. Its a comedy night, a gameshow and a pantomime all in one.How do you play? The audience is trapped in a retro videogame with a sadistic end-of-level boss. Choose your options, survive the abuse simulator that is the improv comedy overlord John Robertson, and escape to win 1000 or, be brutally murdered by the rest of the crowd!Now, will you:A) Find the Light SwitchB) Go North?C) Abandon Hope?This high-octane show is the brainchild of comedian & cult leader John Robertson. Filled with stand-up, appalling prizes and more audience chanting than youd get at a protest its a gut-busting rock n roll experience for everyone who buys a ticket.John has performed The Dark Room to crowds of thousands at comedy and gaming festivals around the world. Most recently: Insomnia Gaming Festival, London Film & ComicCon, Sci-Fi Weekender, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, FringeWorld Perth, Leeds International Festival, Sheffield Doc/Fest AND a monthly residency in London at the prestigious Soho Theatre.NOT TO BE MISSED! The GuardianWhat a marvellous, maddening concept this is from the twisted mind of Robertson ChortleWill have you crying with laughter Broadway BabyWatching people tackle the challenge and fail is one of the funniest sights around. Dont miss it. The Daily TelegraphOne of the most innovative and original comedy shows around Manchester Evening NewsBook with confidence. If your performance is cancelled or COVID-19 regulations prevent you from attending, we will offer you a full refund.