Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Tuesday Morning Chuckle
#1Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 1/29/19 at 7:58am
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 1/29/19 at 9:01am
Chuckles!!!!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#3Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 1/29/19 at 9:47am
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#4Tuesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 1/29/19 at 9:41pm
Now this is what's been missing for far too long
